$PLUTO

PLUTO LICKS PLUTO

The dog. The planet. The lick.

Illustration of the dwarf planet Pluto with its icy heart-shaped region

Planet Licks

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How it works

01

You click the dog

No wallet. No KYC. Just a finger and questionable judgment.

02

The dog licks the planet

Pluto tastes like freezer-burnt nitrogen. He keeps going anyway.

03

The counter goes up

That's it. That's the utility. Astronomers are furious.

Tokenomics

Placeholder numbers, real vibes.

Total supply

1,000,000,000

One billion licks

Tax

0%

Buy, sell, lick freely

Liquidity

Locked

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Roadmap to nowhere

Phase 1

First Contact

  • ›Launch the site
  • ›Dog learns to lick
  • ›Explain 'dwarf planet' 400 times
Phase 2

Orbital Chaos

  • ›1 million Planet Licks
  • ›Charon fan club drama
  • ›Lick leaderboard (maybe)
Phase 3

Planetary Reinstatement

  • ›Petition the IAU
  • ›Dog gets a tiny helmet
  • ›Lick Neptune out of spite